Graduation inflation
An old acquaintance of mine said in a recent facebook post something about her son “graduating from Pre-K” next week.
Who was the last person to fail pre-kindergarten? Is “graduating” in this case anything more than “not choking to death on paste and/or raw macaroni”?
Soon we will refer to being born as “graduating from the womb” or something equally useless. I should become a trophy manufacturer.